Monkey Donut World

I found these quotes on bash.org.ru. Thought they were funny (Russian humor is rather weird though) and translated them for you to share. These are the ICQ dialogs.
 
1)      ффф: Why does my brain starts to work only in the evening?
      ыыы: It’s just gives up fighting and surrenders.
                      
2)      Sluginat: Hello, I saw your classified [...]