Monkey Donut World

I found these quotes on bash.org.ru. Thought they were funny (Russian humor is rather weird though) and translated them for you to share. These are the ICQ dialogs.

 

1)      ффф: Why does my brain starts to work only in the evening?

      ыыы: It’s just gives up fighting and surrenders.

                      

2)      Sluginat: Hello, I saw your classified ad that says that you are selling a guitar. Do you have a video of playing that guitar?

      Caldo: Hello. Unfortunately I don’t have the video of playing that guitar. Actually I don’t even have that guitar – already sold it together with my car, apartment, clothes and my wife. I only left a hamster to myself. If you’d like I can send you a video of me playing with the hamster ;(

 

3)      Sa^ha: I am sitting and thinking…

      Sa^ha: Sometimes you have to change something about your life..

      Тимка: Socks?

 

4)      The Happiest: How is work?

      NN: Excellent!

      NN: I’ve just quit!

 

5)      peter: It’s such a pity that TV doesn’t have an “ad block”…

 

6)      Ars Diaboli: Irene becomes stupider and stupider with each year…

Wolfik: She’s growing up…

 

7)      Prest: Potatoes are yummy! But I hate peeling them… Imagine in the future our children will buy peeled potatoes in the store!

Bert: They already exist. The French fries cut. Recently we’ve been arguing with a buddy of mine if they are genetically modified or not.

Prest: Oh, French fries like in McDonald’s? I’m surprised they’re not running around by themselves yet. If they could they would be self-delivered fries.

Bert: Yeah. Exactly. They run to you, take your money, deliver it to a manager and come back to die!

 

      Wikipedia: People slept ten hours a day, until the bulb, invented by Thomas Edison, became popular!

One has to shoot inventors for such inventions!

 

9)      WonDER: I’ve just read somewhere that Russian investors are buying a lot of property in Zimbabwe.

deStendal: Trees?

 

10)  x: My boyfriend is very thin but he has a really good six pack. I poked his belly yesterday, my finger almost broke.

y: You’ve just hit him in the spine…