Monkey Donut World

I found these quotes on bash.org.ru. Thought they were funny (Russian humor is rather weird though) and translated them for you to share. These are the ICQ dialogs.
 
1)      ффф: Why does my brain starts to work only in the evening?
      ыыы: It’s just gives up fighting and surrenders.
                      
2)      Sluginat: Hello, I saw your classified [...]

 
THANK
 
 
 
U SOOO MUCH!!!
   
 
Thank You SOOOO Much, J***, for finding and saving me!!! My human parents cried from joy!  I also want to thank the two guys, our neighbors (I feel bad that I don’t know their names), who pointed my parents to run after me in the right direction. I chewed up my leash and ran [...]

 We are bunnies! Hi, I am bunny #33. Tonight this dog, named Monkey, has found us hanging out around the corner. We don’t know if he wants to be a friend or a foe. Though he was only one, there were five of us.  And we are small, cute and cuddly. And our numbers are [...]

 
Good night everyone!
I ate my dinner, and went for a walk around the house. Now I’m sleepy, and want to go to bed. I think tomorrow I’m going to the park, but I don’t know, we’ll see. My bone is beside me , and I’m going to sleep.
See you next time…….